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LethalToy

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Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Mon Jan 27, 03   12:27 PM     

you know, the way you are to Neon's momma.


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JcAus
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Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Tue Jan 28, 03   12:48 PM     

In Australia the minimum age for entry into clubs is 18 and they dont shut at 2 am....hahahahaha a good night is one when you head to Macca's for the breakfast and head home when the sun is up.

and 16 is the legal age for other things lol

Jc


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DieselGoPed

Posts: 548
Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Tue Jan 28, 03   1:19 PM     

16 is the age for pretty much everything over here. though you can only drive at 16 on a provisional license. im not sure whether drinking in a public place is 16 or 18. drinking in private youre allowed any age, though parents only give their kids a sip of beer or whatever. 16 is also the age for 'other things' though youre not allowed to do 'other things' in the back of a car at 2:am in front of buckingham palace. heh, my uncle got 60 hours community service for that...


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MrPeabody

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Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Tue Jan 28, 03   1:42 PM     

LOL. Damn brits

-Ben

hooyeah
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Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Tue Jan 28, 03   2:10 PM     

mostly around here the time for clubs to close is 4 am but if you're 6'3 with a goatee the age is anything to get in as long as you act like you can get in or sneak in the back

drinking is pretty much any age all ya gotta do is ask someone to buy it for you seeing i live on the border i always see american 19 year olds over here getting hammered


what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
LethalToy

Posts: 624
Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Tue Jan 28, 03   6:41 PM     

your uncle still giving out those free handjobs? I thought his palms were too hairy to hide.


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DieselGoPed

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Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Wed Jan 29, 03   1:11 PM     

Nah, they aint really free anymore. the pornographic bed linen business didnt really work out, so you gotta pay for them now. youre allowed a 80 sec free sample, but after that you gotta pay. His palms were hairy, but the doctor said that was due to excessive body weight. so he found a really good way to lose fat - lock yourself in a cage with an agressively homosexual gorrilla for the weekend. he came out as skinny as.. as..as someone locked in a cage with a horny gorrilla. so hes got clean hands now.

btw, tissues are also 5p per foot length.


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MrPeabody

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Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Wed Jan 29, 03   3:08 PM     

LOL! Go-ped boy's got spunk

-Ben

uglystick
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Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Wed Jan 29, 03   3:11 PM     

man oh man this goped kid is hillarious!!!

stick around kiddo, you're funny as hell! i hate the french too btw...

'they'll make wine out of anything that will fit in a bucket and eat anything that can't crawl out of one.'

bahahahahahahah

jason


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hooyeah
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Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Wed Jan 29, 03   4:00 PM     

i don't think your dad would appreciate you calling him a homosexual gorilla goped boy


what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
SweetNeon

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Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Wed Jan 29, 03   6:54 PM     

lol keep thinking what you want if that makes you feal better about your pathetic life compaired to mine haha, theres acupple races comeing up in feb so i'll have some pics for every one, and i'll give the detals to any one who wants to check out some porsches

SweetNeon

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Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Wed Jan 29, 03   6:56 PM     

i think i'll take credit for that a LONG time ago

LethalToy

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Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Wed Jan 29, 03   8:47 PM     

In reply to:

lock yourself in a cage with an agressively homosexual gorrilla for the weekend.




Is that where/how you were conceived? It explains a few things.

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Edited by LethalToy (Wed Jan 29, 03   8:47 PM)

LS4_454
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Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Wed Jan 29, 03   8:51 PM     

Speaking of pathetic, glad to see your back.

DieselGoPed

Posts: 548
Re: Any Ladies into Racing.   Posted Thu Jan 30, 03   8:18 AM     

come on. whats the likely hood that i am a half gorilla a-hole baby born out of few hasty moments in a locked cage? theres very little. no, thats not how i was concieved. i dont think so, anyway...i cant remember.


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